1. Using the Hallelujah Chorus in a toilet paper commercial.
2. The phrase "you guys." (I give all food servers permission to look at my chest to
verify-not a guy)
3. Garden hoses (Entangled the way only I can)
4. Egg nog
5. Ohio School Funding (wrong and unconstitutional.)
7. The baby in the Family Guy.
8. Landscape trucks parked in the street blocking traffic.
9. Paper cuts
10. Celine Dion