On May 1st I shared some entries from a book called "Post Secrets - Confessions on Life, Death and God." They are real secrets that are mailed anonymously to a man named Frank Warren and he compiles them into books. They come from all types of people from all over the world. Here are some more:(a little more light-hearted)
I'm an artist. Sometimes I give my pottery and painting to Goodwill in hopes that someone will fall in love with them.
When another woman steals your man the best revenge is to let her keep him!
My dad is my hero. He's dedicated his life to God and his faith, and made me a better person, So if there isn't a heaven I WILL kick some ASS.
I'm starting rabbinical school and I love BACON!
Seeing happy families doesn't make me sad anymore now that I've joined yours.
If my dog were human I think he would look like Brad Pitt.
Sometimes I text the "wrong" person..on purpose, just to start a conversation.
When I cook alone I always pretend I'm cooking for the Food Network.. audience and all.
I had an entire fake conversation on my cell phone so that I could brag about my kids to the snotty neighbor who I know was listening through the fence.
I make purposeful eye contact with men as they leave the "adult film" video store. I find it amusing. They don't.
I hate my living room couch so I let my dogs pee on it to force my husband into buying a new one.
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