by Elas Giordano
I like Sex and Violins.
I admit the music's slow
and a lot of people will get impatient...
but then, it's not a race, anyway.
OK, people do get hurt this way,
just like everybody says,
but not if your bedroom's big enough
for the musicians to stand back a little.
That way, nobody
ever gets a violin up the nose,
even if things do get out of hand,
or even if the violinist does.
I think a lot of the over-reaction to Sex and Violins
comes from a time when
noblemen blindfolded musicians
before they played - and a lot of people
Besides, I can't wait to get home
from a concert now.